S01E11 State of Flux
Poison apples, disgusting roots, stolen mushrooms, hidden Kazon, and a secret Cardassian. This episode has it all!
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Do Not Watch “The Numbers Station”
S01E10 Prime Factors
We discuss Chakotay’s usefulness (or lack thereof), the proper pronunciation of “pecan,” and whether or not a guest character is creepy. Either way, it’s “not at all pleasurable.”
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Harry Kim: Homewrecker
S01E09 Emanations
In this episode, we discuss the difference between high-concept and low-concept, wax philosophically about 3D printers, and add another notch to the Harry Kim Death Counter™.
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Bird Punch You Into Oblivion
S01E08 Ex Post Facto
We were wrongly convicted of a crime and were forced to watch this episode as punishment.
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The First Class Version of the Jeffries Tube
S01E07 Eye of the Needle
Special guest Carl Wonders joins us this week to talk about Janeway’s PADD-hiding hair, Romulan aging, wormhole graphics, and the economic absurdity of owning two televisions.
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That Was a Weird Noise That I Just Made
S01E06 The Cloud
There’s coffee in that nebula! In this episode, we discover that Thad is a Janeway/Chakotay shipper, and Stuart is not.
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One More Thing About Sideburns
S01E05 Phage
In this breathtaking discussion, we talk about pronunciation, planet classifications, and the logistics of dining rooms. Also, Thad plugs Memory Alpha like they’re paying him. (Sadly, they are not.)
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We Skipped Over the Fact That Neelix Is Useless
S01E04 Time and Again
We put on striped earth tone corsets and do the time warp Time and Again this week.
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Shaped Like a Spoon
S01E03 Parallax
We have our first special guest! Benjamin Nielsen joins us this week to talk about “Parallax.” Apologies for the poor audio quality. Stuart was a little too close to some kind of quantum singularity.
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I Realize You’re Not Actually Complaining
S01E01-E02 Caretaker
With the setup out of the way, it’s time to watch Voyager. In doing so, we learn that Torres has Kirk-style fighting moves, Janeway has good Starfleet Captain lines, the Doctor is snarky, & Paris is a bigger tool than we remember.
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